January 27, 2011
Movies that would have ended sooner with a smartphone
Cujo The Shining Heck, all horror movies The Goonies Panic Room Pirates of the Caribbean The Labyrinth Lord of the Rings Home Alone Titanic
Sharing
Tim never learned to share. Neither did his wife Sharon. They were a bad couple. Tim found Karen on the Internet. Poor Tim. Sharon is Karen.
The dark side of nominative determinism
Ed named his dog ‘Cat’ ironically. One day, a burglar broke in with a crowbar, Cat meowed. Ed failed to see the irony.. Because it was dark.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.