xolnax the destroyer
Happy wife, happy life, zappy knife
Xolnax the Destroyer didn’t want to conquer Earth, but his wife wanted it and the 1000th anniversary WAS the Unobtanium Anniversary.
Xolnax the Destroyer
Xolnax the Destroyer was very Zynnxd with Qzzznq and so he Swwwshkd its Swk so hard! Xolnax was a GIANT!! #alienstories
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.