women
Boys will be boys, I guess
She did not understand why anybody would want the most powerful tools. She did not understand men and thus did not understand economics.
Batman
He took her to his mansion and revealed his secret identity. “I would have slept with you anyway- There was really no reason for theatrics.”
Some sage advice for the ages.
When dealing with girls with daddy issues, it is bad form to ask Who is Theirs.

Ironically, he didn't see it coming.