sequel
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably,
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably, physically impossibly, Mark was stranded on Jupiter now. “How does that even make sense?” He asked.
Until the end of all postscripts
Kyle, Savvy, and Well will return in āPuntitled 2: Puntitled Alsoā and its sister novel, āBabyās First Thermonuclear Weapon: An Erotic Puntitleverse Pop-Up Book.ā The sequels to this work are mutually exclusive and should not both be read.
Fourth Wish
Monkeys have four fingers, so Mr. White thought it was odd the paw only granted three wishes. The last one was to flip the bird, he supposed
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Count of Monte Cristo was given improper change. There were no survivors.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.