mother
This post is about your mother
He was so paranoid he thought everyone was making fun of his mother. Even if nobody had said the words “fat,” “ugly,” or “whoregoblin.”
His mother also had some regrets…
Mother asked: “Do you want grapes?” Billy replied: “Yes” and instantly regretted it. “Are you sure?” Mother asked. “For the last time— YES!”
#1: No punchlines in the delivery room
Baby Pixel came out of the womb and looked around, afraid and cold. He saw blurry shapes and heard fuzzy sounds, but did not know what or where they were. He wanted to go back. More than anything he wanted to go back. When he was in the womb, he hadn’t thought of it. He…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.