mark
It’s the common things you hit
Mark, after two years stranded alone on Mars, never quite got used to Amazon Prime.
He was braver than you knew
Reporters asked Mark what it was like be unsure if he would ever return. He would answer, “Same shit different planet.” Mark flew Delta.
Oh, I forgot this was magick!
And after many cases of bad luck followed by feats of remarkable ingenuity, Mark remembered he knew magick and just flew back to Earth.
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably,
Somehow, unbelievably, improbably, physically impossibly, Mark was stranded on Jupiter now. “How does that even make sense?” He asked.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.