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Waiting until the Swedish committee calls
You guys have no idea how awesome my novel is turning out. It’s going to blow everybody’s socks off! I wouldnāt be surprised if it gets me a Nobel Prize, or all of them, really.
Things I am bad at estimating
* How much time things will take * How much time I have available * How funny I am * How much something will affect me emotionally * How tall I am * How pregnant ladies are * How much hugging is appropriate * How people will take the silly thoughts that come out of…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.