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Mummy didn’t want to be mommy
The pharaoh’s wife was mummified with he fingers crossed. Hers was the longest con.
Explains pretty much explains every story I’ve ever written.
“Every story in a man’s life is like a dot in an impressionist painting.” –Ted Mosby, voiced by Bob Saget, written by Carter Bays in the show How I met your Mother
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.