children
This post is about your mother
He was so paranoid he thought everyone was making fun of his mother. Even if nobody had said the words “fat,” “ugly,” or “whoregoblin.”
Eat your heart out, little child
They say the saddest story is when a parent has to bury his or her child. George and Tamsen Donner disagreed.
Take a message… take the hint.
The world was ending and he called his mother to say goodbye. She put him on hold to change her long distance provider.
When his children
When his children were young, Art would always promise to take his children to Disney World for the first of April. Art loved April Fools.
His mother also had some regrets…
Mother asked: “Do you want grapes?” Billy replied: “Yes” and instantly regretted it. “Are you sure?” Mother asked. “For the last time— YES!”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.