burglary
The dark side of nominative determinism
Ed named his dog ‘Cat’ ironically. One day, a burglar broke in with a crowbar, Cat meowed. Ed failed to see the irony.. Because it was dark.
#20:
Pixel’s friend Schmree was burglarized. “I know how you feel,” she said, “minus the punch in the face.” Pixel knew how she felt. Plus a punch in the face. And it still didn’t feel good. This angered him very much: hadn’t he specifically said when he was robbed that the only consolation he had was…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.