break up
Signs she’s still not over him
She hasn’t even thought about him, in, like, weeks. She looked excitedly at her phone twelve times that day, only to be disappointed. He hadn’t updated anything
Carpe exanimationes incidamus
The day is ready for me to take, But I must rest for my heartache, And a while to go before I wake. And a while to go before I wake.
Anxious Attachment
“I’m sorry I vindicated all of your fears,” I said. “I was afraid you’d say that,” she replied.
Serial killers also know this trick
When Dex discovered his super power of being able to erase memories, he immediately knew he would never have another bad breakup.
Their bromance was a broller coaster.
Their bromance was a broller coaster. It’s no wonder he ended up with a broken heart.
Love bites, undead love bites more
The last thing I wanted to do was tell her what happened. She would leave me…. But I knew it had to be done: “It bit me. I’m infected.”
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy. While drunk…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.