Young Pixel’s mom wanted to educate him in her Catholic faith.
“Young Pixel,” she said, anachronistically, “I want to educate you in my Catholic faith.”
“Okay, mommy,” Young Pixel responded, “I have a question!”
“Anything,” she responded.
“What does ‘virgin’ mean?” And so Young Pixel’s mom decided to send him to the local Catholic church for indoctrination.
Young Pixel arrived, unsure of what to expect. Luckily, the nice nuns at the Catholic church took good care of him.
They let him read the childrenās Bibles for a little while before taking him aside.
āTell me,ā the nice little nun said to Young Pixel. āDo your mommy and daddy go to church every Sunday?ā
Young Pixel, whose mommy and daddy did not go to church every Sunday, said no. But they did want him to go every Thursday so that he could learn Catholicism, he added sullenly.
āOh, no! Your mommy and daddy are going to suffer eternal torment and burn in hell for all time! I feel so sorry for you. You have to convince them to come to church, or else you donāt love them!ā
Young Pixel clasped his rosary to his chest and sat, ashamed and terrified for the rest of the hour.
When his mommy came to pick him up, he explained how urgent it was to go to church and how God said she was unlovable if she didnāt.
She looked away from the road to Pixel to correct him, but went off a cliff instead.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.