nanofiction
Memento Mori
Given his terrible memory, Dex would try to tattoo important information onto his body… but always freak out and run away instead.
Plotz’ Google waves
Plotz’ Google waves had not stopped Google buzzing his Google phone.1 ‘Google’ was a very common swear word in those days. [↩]
You can’t regift a person twice
Jack’s twin, Phil, traveled through time. For X-Mas, he brought everyone else back their clones. But he didn’t get him Jack.
The epistemologist knew
The epistemologist knew his view of knowledge was false, but he didn’t know HOW he knew. #vss
Predictabeli
Every day Eli asked himself, “Have I become predictable?” He still didn’t have an answer.
Registered Rule Breaker
He never met a rule he didn’t break. It was disheartening, then, how wildly he misunderstood the sign: “no flash photography” #Gr8NFFD #vss
Elite Party
Richie Rich had a Myth party and paid actors to attend. Bruce Campbell played Elvis. Elvis was Bigfoot.
Bodycount
He asked for her Number. “A Ballpark?” she answered. “Specifically, Giants’ Stadium.”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.