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Elemental Man has
Elemental Man has powers proportional to an atom. He received them after he was bitten by a radioactive element. #vss
“Society only works
“Society only works because of trust. People go out because they trust their locks to keep out burglars. People work because they trust their bosses will pay them. People lean on plexiglass because they trust that no prankster has hidden a very sensitive nuclear device in it.”
Peter: what’s your
Peter: what’s your name? MWH: Mei Wei Hu, but just call me Em-double-u-aitch Peter: that’s… that’s actually significantly longer.
I wouldn’t be
I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets me a Nobel Prize, or all of them, really.
It’s still a job, you know?
Brick Man sat in bed as Wolf-Man made excuses as to why his jaw hurt too much to do anything tonight.
Staring into the abyss, Wil wept
As Wil stared at the darkness, he muttered to himself. “I need new friends.” It’s true. The darkness and Wil were bad influences on each other.
Finally, Brenda packed
Finally, Brenda packed and moved everything overnight. She didn’t leave a forwarding address or any notice. She ghosted the ghost.
One day, Brenda
One day, Brenda yelled, “quit crowding me and go into the light already!” Ben slowly floated away, glad the check for the movers hadn’t cleared.
“Obama made the
“Obama made the Earth flat to distract us so Death Panels could take our guns,” Terry explained to the terrified Girl Scout.
Phil: China said
Phil: China said its going to the Moon. Terry: Finally, they won’t be able to hide the bodies of Neil and Buzz’s twin brothers!
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.