nanofiction
He adjusted his fedora and left
“You just knocked out a pregnant woman!” they cried. “I know it seems unfair, but consider that it was two against one,” Ali responded.
That’s quite a flex, there, son
The advertisement said, “Our personal trainers will help you meet your goals. GUARANTEED!” Timmy called and said, “Make daddy come back!”
This post is about your mother
He was so paranoid he thought everyone was making fun of his mother. Even if nobody had said the words “fat,” “ugly,” or “whoregoblin.”
Nice Enough
She called him a nice guy and he got indignant and annoyed. She smiled to herself. A guy who wasn’t nice would have let her continue.
Die Young, Leave a Beautiful Absence
She was taken before her time, but not a moment too soon.
Serial killers also know this trick
When Dex discovered his super power of being able to erase memories, he immediately knew he would never have another bad breakup.
No Cap Capitalism
Humanity thought it conquered mortality when it took to space. But with spaceships designed by the lowest bidder, they were all short-lived.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.