When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
“Two words: Breast. Implants.” -Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier
Explains pretty much explains every story I’ve ever written.
“Every story in a man’s life is like a dot in an impressionist painting.” –Ted Mosby, voiced by Bob Saget, written by Carter Bays in the show How I met your Mother
… and slipped on a banana peel.
Pixel traveled through time. Specifically, he traveled to 1954. Curious as to what this meant, Pixel decided to try to kill his grandfather. His grandfather was a 23 year old man then: married, but not yet a father. Pixel went to a gun store and purchased a high-powered rifle. He purchased a crate of bullets…
Daily Musings
Pixel meandered, but realized that he had to think about inconsequential things like upcoming conferences and renters.
#20:
Pixel’s friend Schmree was burglarized. “I know how you feel,” she said, “minus the punch in the face.” Pixel knew how she felt. Plus a punch in the face. And it still didn’t feel good. This angered him very much: hadn’t he specifically said when he was robbed that the only consolation he had was…
I think I just misquoted myself
“I really want her to not hate me, but I also really want her to shut up. You can understand the bind I’m in.” — Me to my friend Frank
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.