Finally, Brenda packed
Finally, Brenda packed and moved everything overnight. She didn’t leave a forwarding address or any notice. She ghosted the ghost.
One day, Brenda
One day, Brenda yelled, “quit crowding me and go into the light already!” Ben slowly floated away, glad the check for the movers hadn’t cleared.
“Obama made the
“Obama made the Earth flat to distract us so Death Panels could take our guns,” Terry explained to the terrified Girl Scout.
Phil: China said
Phil: China said its going to the Moon. Terry: Finally, they won’t be able to hide the bodies of Neil and Buzz’s twin brothers!
Trigger warning: suicide is the answer
Eli put the gun to his mouth & pulled the trigger. As the gun jammed, he realized how much he had left to live for: “Just until I get a better gun.”
Some Roses are
Some Roses are red, Some Roses are white, A few Roses are pink, But only in the right light
Little needles with memories of big
Pharmacist: would you like a flu shot? Terry: Are you kidding? That’s homeopathic acupuncture. You might as well just give me MRSA.
The Gift of the Magi II
Jim sold his watch to buy Della a comb, she’d sold her hair to buy him a watch chain. “Wait,” she said. “What did you do with the rest of the money?” Jim confessed that he had spent the rest of the money on hookers and blow: “…You might want to get tested.”
RT @ASmallFiction: “Why
RT @ASmallFiction: “Why do the townsfolk fear you?” she said. “Because I can do things they can’t,” the witch said. “Like?” “Mind my own…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.