Phil was two beers in and couldn’t help himself, “do you think Oswald killed JFK?” “Of course he did, but that’s what Kennedy wanted. That conspiracy went all the way to the top!”

Eli: my resolution this year is to not kill myself. Sam: that’s why I don’t make resolutions—they never last past March. #vss

Elemental Man has powers proportional to an atom. He received them after he was bitten by a radioactive element. #vss

“Society only works because of trust. People go out because they trust their locks to keep out burglars. People work because they trust their bosses will pay them. People lean on plexiglass because they trust that no prankster has hidden a very sensitive nuclear device in it.”

Peter: what’s your name? MWH: Mei Wei Hu, but just call me Em-double-u-aitch Peter: that’s… that’s actually significantly longer.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets me a Nobel Prize, or all of them, really.