Pixelation

Okay, so Pixelation is a pen name. Obviously his parents didn't name him that. His parents had taste. He doesn't. That's why he's Pixelation, the process that happens to your nudes when they've been forwarded too many times. He writes for a living. Not this stuff, mind you. Stuff that pays. Not well. And maybe not anything worthwhile. But stuff, still.

… and slipped on a banana peel.

Pixel traveled through time.Ā  Specifically, he traveled to 1954.Ā  Curious as to what this meant, Pixel decided to try to kill his grandfather.Ā  His grandfather was a 23 year old man then: married, but not yet a father. Pixel went to a gun store and purchased a high-powered rifle.Ā  He purchased a crate of bullets…

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#20:

Pixel’s friend Schmree was burglarized. ā€œI know how you feel,ā€ she said, ā€œminus the punch in the face.ā€ Pixel knew how she felt. Plus a punch in the face. And it still didn’t feel good. This angered him very much: hadn’t he specifically said when he was robbed that the only consolation he had was…

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