Pixelation

Okay, so Pixelation is a pen name. Obviously his parents didn't name him that. His parents had taste. He doesn't. That's why he's Pixelation, the process that happens to your nudes when they've been forwarded too many times. He writes for a living. Not this stuff, mind you. Stuff that pays. Not well. And maybe not anything worthwhile. But stuff, still.

Rule No. 6

Rules for Guys: “Never look below the neck on another male unless it is to mock him for a ridiculous getup.” Subclause: avert gaze altogether from men that are changing or showering in a locker room. Avoid men that walk around in the nude.

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hu?

When Pixel heard that there was going to be another student coming to Duke, he held a secret wish that it be a female. Preferably a cute one. When he found out it was a cute female, he highfived the air so hard, he thew out his elbow. ā€œStill,ā€ Pixel foreshadowed, ā€œI better not do…

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