Pixelation

Okay, so Pixelation is a pen name. Obviously his parents didn't name him that. His parents had taste. He doesn't. That's why he's Pixelation, the process that happens to your nudes when they've been forwarded too many times. He writes for a living. Not this stuff, mind you. Stuff that pays. Not well. And maybe not anything worthwhile. But stuff, still.

What Lola wants, Lola sometimes gets

When Pixel’s friend Bre was burglarized, his office-mate Lola helped him organize raising money from Bre’s friends.Ā  They spent much of the week together, which was the longest amount of time they’d ever been around each other. Pixel thought Lola was attractive and fun, but she was married, so he wrote her off in his…

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Rule No. 103

Rules for Relationships: Call once, leave a message.Ā  Wait.Ā  You can call again, but don’t call again unless she calls back.Ā  If she wants to be with you, she will call back.Ā  If she doesn’t, why are you trying so hard?

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