Shrugs, not tears, are a tragedy
The sparse, silent bystanders at Ezra’s interment evidenced the true tragedy: it wasn’t that he’d died alone- it was that he’d lived alone.
His subconscious was really depressed, too
As he reread his dream journal, the thing that depressed him the most was that This was what he had meant by ‘happy.’
A Man should be able to…
Change his oil/change a tire Please a woman Earn a living Fight for a cause Shop for himself Clothe and feed himself Teach a child how to ride a bike and how to play chess Take a vaccination Keep a secret Hold his alcohol Balance a checkbook Embroider a nice pattern onto socks
Eat your heart out, little child
They say the saddest story is when a parent has to bury his or her child. George and Tamsen Donner disagreed.
Take a message… take the hint.
The world was ending and he called his mother to say goodbye. She put him on hold to change her long distance provider.
Rules for Shotgun
Independently originated, then influenced by this website and this other one: Shotgun must be said audibly to all present or the person’s hand must be on the door handle Window is a separate option that must also be called independently. All other rules for Window are the same as those for Shotgun. The car must…
The Year of the Yeerks
Teleportation became the predominant form of transportation. In two years, it became obvious that you went in, but a bodysnatcher came out.
Extra Chunky
Things for which ‘extra chunky’ is good: salsa peanut butter chocolate chip cookies scrabble words shark bait Things for which ‘extra chunky’ is bad air milk blood sneezes Shadowrun characters
Happy wife, happy life, zappy knife
Xolnax the Destroyer didn’t want to conquer Earth, but his wife wanted it and the 1000th anniversary WAS the Unobtanium Anniversary.
It’s called “crush” for a reason
Boy meets girl. Boy loves girl. Girl loves other boy. Boy is sad. Repeat.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.