He was braver than you knew
Reporters asked Mark what it was like be unsure if he would ever return. He would answer, “Same shit different planet.” Mark flew Delta.
Another Worst Case Scenario
After faithless electors brought Trump’s total to 269, the House chose Clinton in a slim plurality, and the Supreme Court tied 4-4 on appeal.
An Even Worse Choice
An early release of Wikileaks emails & Trump tapes pits Cruz vs. Sanders in an alternate election. Cruz picks the Night Stalker as VP.
The Blight also colonized the galaxy
I’ve decided I will try to forget that Interstellar never solved the problem with the Blight. Maybe they had a rigorous quarantine.
Wild Bill Hickok
Wild Bill Hickok always sat with his back to the wall so nobody could surprise him. This worked well until he angered the Kool-Aid man. #Vss
Two roads diverged
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. They had irreconcilable differences of opinion.
Reverse Cyrano at work
Reverse Cyrano went to the restaurant and sat behind his friend on a first date. “Say something about her ankles,” he advised.
Things I did not understand before living in the cold, cold north
Scarves Pajamas Evening showers Boots Winter tires Wind chill The weather as a conversation topic Seasonal SADness Salt Slush Wintry mix Despair
Oh, I forgot this was magick!
And after many cases of bad luck followed by feats of remarkable ingenuity, Mark remembered he knew magick and just flew back to Earth.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.