Ten Worst Times to Propose

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  1. With your one phone call.
  2. As your last words.
  3. While in the process of breaking up.
  4. On Opposite Day.
  5. While actively cheating.
  6. On an idle Tuesday.
  7. While playing Truth or Dare.
  8. During their sibling & best friend’s wedding.
  9. During their wedding with your father.
  10. In a suicide note.