May 2020
Sam’s phone reminded
Sam’s phone reminded her of her anniversary. She looked at the photographs. Had she really been so happy? No.. she was just good at posing for pictures. #vss
They were the
They were the last three people left alive: Kyle, his best friend, and his girlfriend. Kyle looked at his girlfriend with longing, kneeled, and proposed. She wept- “I think we should see other people.” #vss
Scamdemic
Terry wore a mask, which surprised everybody who knew him. “Oh, it’s not for Coronavirus,” he explained to the people stuck next to him at the bus stop. “It’s so the Chinese can’t use 5G to read my thoughts through my fillings.”
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.