Listicles
Endings, Evaluated
Hanging/Suffocation Pros: Few materials necessary Cons: Requires expert knot-tying skills and are hard to test Gunshot Pros: Quick, easy Cons: Messy, if it goes wrong, your life will be really terrible, requires gun Carbon Monoxide Pros: Can park anywhere, be found by anyone Cons: If it goes wrong, you could have permanent brain damage Cutting…
Explaining bullets
When I was in high school and college, I used to write stories in bullet form. The story goes like this: I used to write brilliant prose and not-so-brilliant lists. People would only read my dim lists and skim my bright prose. So I tried to think of a way to trick people into reading…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.