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Dollar PBR Day
Ed told Arj: “With $200 I could buy 198 PBRs on Dollar PBR day.” “Couldn’t you buy 200?” “Not without leaving a tip, you cheap bastard.”
Barfly
Ed ordered a PBR and sat at the bar being judgmental. The bartender left to check on the other patrons. Ed wondered why nobody liked him.
The dark side of nominative determinism
Ed named his dog ‘Cat’ ironically. One day, a burglar broke in with a crowbar, Cat meowed. Ed failed to see the irony.. Because it was dark.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.