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Dollar PBR Day
Ed told Arj: “With $200 I could buy 198 PBRs on Dollar PBR day.” “Couldn’t you buy 200?” “Not without leaving a tip, you cheap bastard.”
The dark side of nominative determinism
Ed named his dog ‘Cat’ ironically. One day, a burglar broke in with a crowbar, Cat meowed. Ed failed to see the irony.. Because it was dark.
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.