You don’t even want to know…

“You can’t have my sperm!  I need it!”

— Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.

6 thoughts on “You don’t even want to know…

  1. It wasn’t an offer? Was it a demand? Are you being held hostage by vicious lesbites? Blink twice if you’re in mortal danger.

  2. He’s in Canada! The fiends!
    P.S. I’m two jumps away from Seth Green in two seperate (but linked) social directions. I’ve never been cooler in my LIFE.

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