Why does the fantasy section in the book shop never contain any novels about playboy models bathing me? It seems like false advertising to me.

Why do some people who use phonetical-equivilancy-letter-word substitution (E.G. y = why) then go on to use punctuation? If the purpose is to save time, hunting for the semi-colon surely takes just as long.

Why, if commiting a felony makes you a felon, does commiting adultary not make you an adultar? And what is an adultar? It sounds like ‘adulting’ someone would be a fun verb.

Why are the seven dwarfs named after descriptions? Either they’re fugitives on the run using alibis, or their parents had remarkable powers of foresight.