Bullets
Stories told bullet point by bullet point
Explaining bullets
When I was in high school and college, I used to write stories in bullet form. The story goes like this: I used to write brilliant prose and not-so-brilliant lists. People would only read my dim lists and skim my bright prose. So I tried to think of a way to trick people into reading…
Y?
Why does the fantasy section in the book shop never contain any novels about playboy models bathing me? It seems like false advertising to me. Why do some people who use phonetical-equivilancy-letter-word substitution (E.G. y = why) then go on to use punctuation? If the purpose is to save time, hunting for the semi-colon surely…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.