




Magic Mushrooms
CAST (Turdfeather, Hubcap, and Alex are at Burning Man. Alex has just biked back, wet, dirty, grimy, and excited.) ALEX: You guys! You guys!! I found some magic mushrooms (Alex hands the mushrooms out to the other two camp members.) TURDFEATHER: You didnāt get these from the Frat camp, right? On a scale of one…

Not Even Hiding It
CAST (At a coffeeshop. Jayna removes her sunglasses and scarf. Maya is annoyed.) JAYNA: I know what youāre thinking, Maya. But itās not what it looks like. MAYA: It LOOKS like youāre cheating on Oliver, Jayna. A lot. My boyfriend says heās seen you on Onlyfans, Grindr, Scruff, Feeld, Farmerās Only, and the free section…

The Future Stone
CAST (Olive Garden. Lunchtime.) JAYNA: Hey Oliver, guess what I haveāā A future stone! OLIVER: Whoa, Jayna! Did the old man put up a fight? Never mind, I donāt want to know. How many charges does it have left? JAYNA: Thr– TWO! Thereās exactly two charges left! OLIVER: Oh wow, Iād better pull the fire…

Temptation Toilet II
CAST (Alex Enters. All other characters are milling around.) ALEX: Hey everybody, Iām Alex. I just got added to the show. MIEKE: (Spits) Mieke. In home country, hello is sign of disrespect. Spitting more polite.(To the audience)Spitting also sign of disrespect. But less so. JOEY: Joey, nice to meet you.(Joey walks up to the audience.)Nice…

Burning Man
(Unpacking) Ash: Thanks for letting me tag along to Burning Man with you, Maya. HUBCAP: Shh! Do you want to get kicked out of the Orgydome?? My Burning Man name is Hubcap. TURDFEATHER: Yeah, not to mention that itās bad luck to speak without rolling around in the dirt firs (A pause. Ash slowly lays…

Olive Juice
CAST (Sitting at the edge of a pier, bottle in hand.) OLIVER: I wish they hadnāt repossessed my gunās trigger. It would make everything so much easier. Still: nobody is going to miss me..(Oliver looks at a letter he wrote.)And thereās a typo. Whelp, Iād better not read it again or Iāll notice more. YOUNG…
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.